BY ASHLEY FERN
Taking your bra off is an extremely liberating feeling, and one we females look forward to — every day, all day long. A simple act like this may sound silly to some people, but this article isn’t intended for their readership… unless it’s to empathize with what we struggle with on the daily.
There are tons of reasons this release is such a sought-after feeling, and there are definitely some you may not even realize. Today, we females of the world can unite in mutual satisfaction as to what this unclasping means to us.
So why is unhooking your bra the best feeling in the entire world? Let me count the ways…
1. Let FREEDOM ring
There is nothing more symbolic of freedom than the ceremonious unhooking of your bra. You are free from all the constraints of life; it’s time to let those babies breathe! And breathe, they shall…
2. Easy access
This is pretty much self-explanatory.
3. Air ventilation
Taking your bra off is like blessing yourself with built in air-conditioning. The space between your boobs gives the term “wind tunnel” an entirely new meaning.
4. You can wear a backless shirt
Being bra-less is the mullet of all of life’s simple pleasures: business in the front and party in the back… the styles are endless when you don’t have to worry about putting on a bra.
5. You have a larger circumference for snacks
No, it means we can eat pizza off our own chests! Who needs a plate or a tray when you have an entire rack to rest your food on? Just remember that there are two types of women in the world: those who eat food off their boobs… and liars.
6. There are no wires trying to stab you in the heart
Finally, we can ease ourselves from the constraints of our harnesses. It’s quite upsetting when something that’s supposed to protect and support you, stabs you right in your most vulnerable area.
7. There’s no more pain from the straps digging into your shoulders
If you’ve ever worn a backpack, you know how painful it can be when the straps dig into your shoulders for about 20 minutes.
If you’ve ever worn a bra, you are all too familiar with this feeling because you experience it for the majority of the day — every day… all day.
8. It allows for a bigger table to rest your bowl and remote
Despite the fact that a night table is supposed to be a convenient spot for you to rest your belongings, it can often be out of reach. This is exactly where your now-free chest comes in handy! Your cleavage just became multi-purpose.
9. You can actually breathe
I have no idea how anyone has ever worn a corset…
10. You don’t have to worry about gross marks when you take your shirt off
No one likes looking at those red indentations that wearing a bra all day causes, so the sooner you take that bra off, the sooner you eliminate these angry, red lines.
11. The less you wear a bra, the perkier your boobs will be
Studies have shown that bras do not help ease back pain, and over time can actually make our breasts saggier! Isn’t that enough of a reason never to wear a bra again?!
12. You can work all your angles
You can have it all — cleavage, side boob, under boob… you name it, you can work it.
13. It signifies the end of your daily activities
Once your bra comes off, all plans are officially out the window. Once you’ve settled into your comfort zone, as Jean-Paul Sartre says, there is no exit.